how do you turn a giant wheel into a great big chair

simply speed directly towards it . . launch yourself . . and then do a concentrated flying double flip right into it

. . . and VOILA

FAT FURNITURE

you’ve just created a great big sumptuous muffin

make ‘em any size . . depending on your space , your budget , and of course , it goes without saying , your size

and , if you’re so inclined , why you can even cook up a cute little egg muffin loveseat

MINI-MUFFIN CHAIRS   +   MUFFIN CHAIRS   +   MAXI-MUFFIN CHAIRS   +   MUFFIN COUCHES

AND AS YOU MIGHT WELL HAVE EXPECTED OUR FACTORY’S NOT JUST WORK AND NO PLAY … IN FACT

and they are oooh so comfortable so why not kick off your shoes

turn on the music

and get ready to do your homework

and as part of your homework you are invited to contemplate various shapes and sizes of ottomen

and then before you even know it, it'll be off to your post-graduate studies in environmental design, where we will be glad to show you how to design your furniture right into your home ... your home right around the furniture ... then of course, it goes without saying . . your entire liesure environment into all these magnificent pines, cedars and birches that still surround ...

with a darling little waterfall here, and ...

Well that's all for now folks ...

and till we meet again ... you'll find us just downstream from all the lovely rolling hills and valleys now fondly known as Pickering Ontariariairio .. hi ho .. hi ho .. hi ho

its more fun than a barrel of monkeys

with your brand new teacher